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every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg
I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight
you: excessive and incorrect use of commas
me—an intellectual: excessive and incorrect use of m dashes
me, a pseudo-intellectual: both, if at all possible—and it’s always possible
You use semi colons incorrectly? You should see what i do with colons:
Im going to jail for medical malpractice
high-pot-in-noose
